BBTF Softball 2013, Part 2

More shots of action and carnage...

You should probably pick that up...

Wherein Edmundo earns the title "Brooks"

Not a bad swing for a choirboy.

One of these people was a Major Leaguer.
The other two are winded from standing upright.

The problems with this swing are legion...

Posing is hard work!

"How hard is it to throw the ball to my glove and not my knees?!"

At least we were entertaining.

Edmundo taunts the gods of bad knees.

At this exact moment Shooty is thinking "what would a valid
transfer fee for Erik Lamela actually be?" 

He loves it when you call him Big Papi.

Hey, is that Ariana Huffington in the RF stands?!

I may not be super fast, but I'm faster than these old turds. 

Hysterical and rally time!

We got something working here....

Snared on the hot corner!  

What are you doing trying to advance?! 

"Fall down play dead" will not help you, sir. 

Seriously, have you ever even watched this game before? 

No, seriously? We're back in the field because of that?!

Do not test my arm, RB.

I am Karl! From New York!! You shall not field my hits!   

Hustling?

Okay, maybe comparatively speaking to the center fielder you were "hustling."

Seriously. "Slanted and Enchanted" is by far the best Pavement album, dude.

I'm telling you, it's obviously Crooked Rain!!

Red Kross rules!

"I should have worn real shoes."

BBTF Softball 2013

BBTF Softball - Central Park, NYC, Aug 17 2013

The gauntlet is thrown, Chicago...

Top: Obo (Rob), Doris from Rego Park, Edmundo, JE (Jason Epstein), Bob Tufts, Rickey (Sam Hutcheson), snapper (Arthur), RB (Richard), Karl from NY (uh, Karl, from New York), catomi01, Ray DiPerna.

Bottom: unnamed friend of McCoy, McCoy (Sean), Dock Ellis, billyshears, Lassus (Tim), How to lose a guy in Jemile Weeks (Mike), Blastin (Justin), Hysterical & Useless, Shooty (Chad).

Folks with no parenthetical names can be assumed to have been called "Mike."

UPDATED! (now with action shots)
UPDATED AGAIN! (more action shots)

Lassus and Shooty discuss exactly how far apart infielders should play.

Shooty helpfully walks a young fan through the infield fly rule.

Doris From Rego Park waits on an offspeed pitch...

Gets the front foot down... Weight shift may be a little early...

But he stays back and drives it oppo!

Lassus, not so much with the staying back.
More with the Andruw Jones flailing at a slider away.

Yet somehow he's on third. Hutcheson with RBI single.
Fundamental baseball, kids. Get 'em on, run until they tag you,
poke a weak single up the middle...

Hutcheson jogs casually to first while Lassus scores the run.
(Hey, if you want more you-centric action shots, bring your own
personal photographer!)

In non-Lassus related news, Jemile Weeks cheers Snapper for
being able to stand on first and wait for a throw...

...that never comes. While Lassus legs out a round tripper.
(Official scoring: 2B with a two base error.)

Jemile in full stride, rounding the bag at 2B.

Lassus, Shooty and billyshears converge on a pop-up near 2B.
Karl From NY (not pictured) was safe at 1B on the play.

One more group shot for posterity...

And then "where's the beer?!"
(billyshears wants to know if you're looking at him?! Blastin'
just wants to get out of the sun after running 17+ miles prior
to the game.)

No, seriously. Where's the beer?

More later arriving shots:

Bob Tufts ends his motion with perfect defensive form. Hutcheson
seems flatfooted at 2B, perhaps stunned that McCoy hit the ball.

The lefty RB grounds into the force but beats the relay to first.

But Doris From Rego Park picks him up with the poke to RF.

Run, Doris! Run!

Four defenders moving on the play. No outs recorded.

And the runner takes third on the throw!

Rounds the bag...  (Might have considered a 3B coach there.)

Later, Epstein faces down Tufts. Surprisingly, he swings righty...

Speaking of the glove...

Let me state upfront that there is no amount of defensive improvement at 3B that could justify continuing to play Jose Constanza over Chipper Jones, and the Braves will rightly return Prado to LF when Chipper returns from his rehab stint in Rome Monday. But there are two highlight reel plays in this sequence that show Prado's skill with the leather. The first is a reaction play, with Prado positioned way over into the SS hole while the Braves play a shifted infield. Chipper makes that play too I think. He's still got the twitch instincts of a natural third baseman.

The second play, maybe not. It's a classic "chopper to Chipper" scenario that takes a really awkward bounce on the final hop, kicking way off at an angle toward the 3B line. Prado, who was fielding the ball with his glove until it spun off sideways barehands it instead and laser beams the throw to first. That is somewhat the sort of play that Chipper has excelled at defensively his entire career, but Chipper is far more adept at barehanding the slow roller off the grass and making that throw. I'm not sure he makes the reaction grab while changing direction on the fly.

Again, none of which is to say the Braves should even think about continuing with Constanza in LF and Prado at 3B, because Chipper's bat over Constanza's is far more valuable than the plus defense you get at both positions with Chipper on the bench. But it's worth noting that defensively, Martin Prado is far more valuable at the hot corner than the Hall of Famer he will replace* there next year.

*Juan Francisco has quickly played himself out of any consideration for that slot going forward. Expect the Braves to look for a new left fielder in 2013 with the money they're saving from Chipper's retirement, Derek Lowe's contract finally ending, and Jair Jurrjens' mysterious disappearance from the face of Planet Earth.

Smell the glove!

Or, how to magically create better pitchers without changing any of your pitchers...

This is a link to the highlights of last night's 8-2 Braves win over the Marlins. The sixth video in the sequence is titled "Simmons turns two."

From Opening Day until his demotion last week, former Braves SS Tyler Pastornicky accrued an abysmal -11 bRAR (runs above/below replacement, via Baseball-Reference.com.) Since that demotion, and the call-up of Andrelton Simmons that went with it, Simmons has already accrued a bRAR of 3.

Negative 11.

Plus 3.


This is another link, this time to FanGraphs.com's stats reports for Braves pitching, sorted by ground ball percentages.

Simmons has been touted as a defensive wizard since becoming a full time position player. His performance to date is in line with expectations and scouting reports. (His early bat has been an unexpected plus.) In the next few months, expect the guys at the top of that list to benefit significantly from going from a terrible defensive SS to a true defensive asset in that hole. Note that in addition to infamous sinker-baller Tim Hudson, all three of the shut-down relievers in the pen - Kimbrel, Venters and O'Flaherty - induce grounders when they're not striking batters out.

Note also that the other two pitchers who induce ground balls at a 50/50 clip or higher are Randall Delgado and Kris Medlen (currently stretching out as a starter in AAA.) Compare to the last guy on the list, Mike Minor, who is decidedly not a ground ball pitcher. In the battle for the final rotation spot, Delgado and Minor are "pitching for the slot," and in addition to simply out performing Minor to date, Delgado should benefit dramatically from having Simmons making plays behind him on the infield, while Minor will continue to rely on his outfielders to chase down fly balls when they can.

Welcome back to Gwinnett, Mike.

Dear Jim

Dear Jim,

Go punch the damned chimp and wake his ass up.

xoxo,

s/

Axiomatic Learnings - A Series

1. Subtlety is overrated. (cf Squid Poley, circa 1997)

2. Brutality is its own reward. (circa 1997)

3. Truth is mercurial. (It is literally like mercury. Extremely hard to grasp, tending to flee from the attempt, and causing rank insanity if you ever do manage to pin it down.) (circa 2000)

4. A man who reads poetry can't be trusted with your daughter(1). A man who doesn't read poetry can't be trusted at all.

(1) Wife, spouse, partner, significant other, lover, and quite likely your dog.

Ask the things we shouldn't miss
Tape hiss and the modern man
Cold war and card catalogs
To come and join us if they can

The simple fact of the matter is this; I hate modernity. At heart, I am a pre-modern man with a post-modern education. The upper edges of my monkey brain are trained to ignore modernity as a barbaric throw-back to medieval stupidity. My reptile brain asks, without fail, of every situation presented to it, "What would Achilles do?" All of the strum und drang between and betwixt is a sad attempt to balance these two primal, functional impulses in some way. So there you have it. My brain is a teeter-totter desperately seeking to balance the yin of Homer with the Yang of Delueze and Guittari, on the fulcrum of the Enlightenment.

Yeah.

Fuck you.